fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

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acciohealthylifestyleeeee:

I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva.  

(Source: delightful-stateofmind, via temporium)

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#for a split second there ned was like holy shit is he giving it to me

this tag literally makes me laugh every time

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forgottencat:

Some fictional couples end because one has died

Some fictional couples end because it doesn’t work out

My fictional couples end because the writer is a dickhead

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Shaq challenges swimmer Michael Phelps to prove he’s the world’s greatest athlete on Shaq Vs. — S01E05.

“Good comeback.”

(via teenswimmer)

What happened to you Elijah? I mean I thought you were supposed to be a man of honor. And yet you’ve been hooking up with Katherine this entire time?

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"everything you want is on the other side of fear."




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